Import DVD Review: Guitar Men: The Darkest Secret of Rock n’ Roll

Media Target
Director: Thomas Wind
Writers: Werner Bednarz (story), Thomas Wind (story)
Stars: Steff Auf dem Berge, Joe Carrera and Gerhard Gutberlet
(From imdb.com)

What they say: Rock-hard assassin and operating worldwide, secret organizations in the murderous
battle for a relic behind the much conceals more than just a simple instrument
, the relentless pursuit of the guitar of the “King of Rock ‘n Roll” leaves a trail of violence
and death.
GUITAR MEN is a bizarre sense of humor with a modern homage to the B – Movies of the 60s and
70s.
(Translated roughly by Google)

What I say: The first thing you will notice about this movie is how damn odd it is. It’s all about Elvis’ lost guitar and how a lot of factions are fighting over it for its supernatural abilities. It’s fast, frequently funny and wild as a buck deer.

As cool as the movie all ready is, it also has a 3-D version and it comes with 2 pairs of glasses. Pretty cool.

Film: 7/10
DVD: 8/10

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Import DVD Review: Captain Berlin vs. Hitler

Media Target
Director: Jörg Buttgereit
Stars: Adolfo Assor, Jürg Plüss and Sandra Steffl
(From imdb.com)

What they say: “One must not always clearly fall into grief and despair, when the Third Reich
wants to edit a film. Here everything is pulled through the mud, which is not firmly nailed
is. The result is a funny film about the darkest part of German history, ”
Dr. Ilse of lightning is very satisfied. After Hitler’s death, she was able to save his brain and 1973
, technological progress is so far that they transplanted the brain into a new body
can. It has done so from the body parts of the greatest Germans patchwork Germanikus
tinkering. But as you brought Germanicus to life?Dracula will help, he knows
from the eternal life. But the famous Transylvanian with Hitler has ideological
problems. Dracula is a socialist because, after all, he comes from the East. As Captain appeared
on Berlin, Hitler’s nemesis, who has worked since the war’s end as the left journalist. Because
the one hand, he sees an opportunity to destroy Hitler’s final, and on the other hand, he has his
rescue daughter Mary, who has meanwhile fallen into the clutches of Dracula.
(Roughly translated by Google.)

What I say: It has been almost 18 years since the last time we have been graced by a Jorg Buttgereit film. That was Shramm in 1994. And while it is nice to see Jorgs name on something again, this is not like his previous work. It is a filmed stage play based on one of his first short films.

The film is funny and very over the top. It is truly a different side to the man. The subtitles were handled in a brilliant fashion. A lot of time they were word balloons just like a comic book. Very creative.

As long as you don’t go in expecting Nekromantik, I think you will enjoy it, especially comic book fans.

Film: 7/10
DVD: 7/10

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Indie DVD Review: The Taint

Who knows who produced this
Directors: Drew Bolduc, Dan Nelson
Writers: Drew Bolduc
Stars: Drew Bolduc, Colleen Walsh and Cody Crenshaw
(From imdb.com)

What they say: The water is tainted. The Taint poisons the minds of men. It turns them into raging misogynists: monsters who want nothing more than to crush women’s heads with rocks (or other objects). When society is transformed into a land of sadistic violence and horrible brutality, it is up to Phil O’Ginny and his hot friend, Misandra, to combat the horrible evil that is The Taint. Can they survive a world brimming with castration and endless head crushing?!

What I say: You know I love a good indie horror film, usually they care more about getting the word out and will do anything to promote their film. Now this brings us to the Taint. I contacted the film makers to request a screener. They offered me a streaming option I could not do, so they then offered to send a DVD screener. About a week later it arrived. I shit you not, it was in the flimsiest envelope I have ever seen. Inside the DVD was wrapped in a pink sheet of paper (The movie poster), no paper sleeve, no case, just rattling around. I think he hit his couch cushions to come up with the $1.10 it took to ship it. Needless to say the disc was scratched all to hell.

To me it just seems silly. If you are going to send out something you worked hard on, wouldn’t you want it to get there in watchable condition? If they put so little effort in shipping it, the movie its self can’t be worth shit, right? Right?

Now I could complain and probably got another copy, but based on the lack of respect they have toward their own product, I think I will pass. I had every intention of watching and reviewing this film, but if they can’t be arsed, neither can I.

Film: Who knows?
DVD: Scratched up.

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Manga Reviews: Animals, Princesses, Air trecks and the end of the world!

 

 

this week’s reviews were submitted by Omar Valdivieso, Tommy Pfeiffer and Melanie Valdivieso

Airgear vol. 21
Story & Art: Oh! Great
Translation: Stephen Paul
Lettering: Dave Sharpe
Publisher: Kodansha

I ever reveal that anytime I read this series, I want to dust off my old rollerblades and go outside and bust my ass?  Because, that is exactly what would happen if I did that.  I’m 33 now, I can’t be doing silly things like that; bones would take too long to heal and then I’d have to take time off work.  Oh to be young again, thank you Airgear for making me relive those young days, however.  If you aren’t familiar with AirGear it is a manga by Oh Great, who not only has a badass name, but is also the same mastermind behind Tenjo Tenge. The story is about Ikki Minami, a 13-year-old junior high gang leader, also known as Baby face of East Side. He suffers a humiliating defeat by the an air-trekking gang called the Skull Saders, who then go on to target the friends and classmates he can’t protect. His foster family, the Namayoma sisters, notably Ringo, Ikki’s childhood friend mysteriously reveal themselves as the legendary Sleeping Forest, assisting Ikki in entering the Airtrek world to redeem his pride. Now we see Team Kogarasumaru preparing for their battle to come against Sora and the rest of Team Genesis.  This training is pretty intense as teammate goes against teammate in a mountain town.  Of course training wouldn’t be training if a Dragon God didn’t show up to stir up trouble between our gang. It’s up to Agito to take down Lind and it’s a fight to remember.   Oh! Great really lives up to his name when it comes to his artwork; it’s actually better than great, it ‘phenomenal. His art is detailed and expressive without ever being crowded or confusing. Amazing as always. Just enough comedy to keep it light, but can get very intense with dramatic situations and perils. B+

Animal Land volume 3
Story & Art: Makoto Raiku
Translation: Stephen Paul
Lettering: Janice Chiang
Publisher: Kodansha

This is the first volume of Animal Land I have read and it’s also the first work of Raiku’s that I have experienced.  To be perfectly honest there wasn’t a moment that I was lost.  The recap pages really helped out a lot and the explanation of characters and villages at the beginning were perfect.  So jumping into this book, I really didn’t know what to expect.  Looking at the cover I figured it would be a comedy or something like Pokemon, where a kid goes around and collects animals all over the world and puts them on a CD (those things still exist)? Either way none of that happens within these pages.  The story is about a world where no humans ever lived.  So animals roam this world and just like humans: live in peace, go to war, and are very selfish.  Along comes Taroza, a human raised by a tanuki.  He tries to explain things like sharing and helping other animals to every animal he meets.  Sometimes this doesn’t go over well.  Taroza isn’t the only human in this world as we learn in this volume.  Capri is a girl that is traveling with lions.  She tries to seduce Taroza and he rejects her approach.  Feeling rejected she swears to kill and eat him and orders an attack on his farm.  There is also an episode zero at the end of the book, which is the story of Kuro and how he meets Segio.  The story is cute.  I happened to fall for its charming characters and wonderful artwork.  It also doesn’t hurt that my two year old loved looking at the artwork with me.   I happen to hide the darker parts of the story away from her though.  B

Princess Knight volume 2
Story & Art: Osama Tezuka
Translation: Maya Rosewood
Publisher: Vertical

Let me just say that this manga is really difficult to read when you’re holding a newborn!  It’s 350 pages long, and it doesn’t take all but a few seconds to read each page; therefore, I constantly had to turn the pages in this thick book while balancing a baby.  :)

In this last volume, Tezuka finishes the overall story arc with Madame Hell, but he kills off two of my favorite characters!  Of course I didn’t expect him to spend more than a panel or two on their deaths since the story moves so fast, but still…, I wanted the characters to be remembered or mourned or something…  Well, it’s just for fun, and doesn’t include deep character development.  In fact when Princess Sapphire and Prince Charming finally reunite, it’s just one panel.

I was a little disappointed in the last story arc with the goddess Venus.  I suppose I wanted the story to end with Madame Hell since she was the villain most of the time.  The characters just kept running around with Venus after them.  I did like Friebe though, a strong female knight who falls in love with Sapphire.

Basically, I gave this a B because I enjoyed reading it, so that deserves a high grade, but it’s not a story that will stick with me.  It kind of seemed like he just kept writing it for fun without any direction, but he’s the godfather of manga, so he can do that.  :)

X Volume 1 omnibus
Story & Art: CLAMP
Translation: Lillian Olsen
Lettering: Annaliese Christman
Publisher: Viz

As most of you know, this is my favorite work by CLAMP, well this and Magic Knight Rayearth.  Back in the day when I collected Animerica magazine I would make sure the first place I went was the middle of the magazine to read the current installment of X/1999, as it was called during its initial publication.  The story is about the end of the world as it comes about in the year 1999. Keep in mind these were originally published in 1996 so things were looking bad for Y2K back then.

Kamui Shiro comes back to Tokyo after his mother’s death to face his destiny.  He has been gone from Tokyo for six years.  It is at the advice of his mother that he finally returns.  Not really knowing why he exiles himself from his old friends Kotori and Fuma, because he doesn’t want to get them involved in what’s to come.  What is to come is a huge battle between the Dragons of the Heaven and the Dragons of the Earth.  It is up to Kamui to decide who he wants to join and what he wants to protect the most.

The series was put on hiatus with volume 18 and fans, including myself have been waiting anxiously for the true ending of this masterpiece.   This version includes the first three volumes along a glossary, mini character bios, notes by the creators, and over 20 pages of gorgeous color artwork and title pages. Finally after all these years, I get to see the credits of who really does what in the world of CLAMP.  Who is the art director, who is the story writer?  They finally broke it down at the end of the book and I get to see who is who.  Thank you Viz for bringing this book not only back into print, but for giving us the cake and the icing.  I can’t thank you enough.  A+

 

 

 

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New LOCKOUT Trailer! “It’s ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK… but in space!”

This is such a rip off Escape From New York, but what’s great about this is that it looks like this film is embracing the idea that it is ripping Escape From New York. It totally knows it is…and it doesn’t care.

I’ve been a Guy Pierce fan for years, and I’m surprised to realize that he hasn’t done a role like this yet. A fun, go for broke, badass with a sharp wit. Side note, Maggie Grace just likes getting kidnapped when she’s working with Luc Besson huh?

Some of the CGI looks a bit iffy, but if the movie is a ton of fun, I’ll forgive it.

So, who cares that this looks like a rip off of Escape From New York. For me, I rather take a RIP OFF of a movie any day of the week over a REMAKE of a movie.

LOCKOUT comes out April 20, 2012.

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DVD Review: Delinquent Girl Bosses: The Collection

Tokyo Shock/Media Blasters

What they say: Delinquent Girl Boss: After a life in reform school, Rika (Reiko Oshida) tries her hand at becoming a decent, upstanding citizen. But try as she might, she just can’t get the hang of the straight life. She finds herself back in the big city where the hippie revolution has taken hold and psychedelics are the drugs of choice. Back on the streets, she meets up with her old reform schoolmates and becomes embroiled in an underworld full of gangsters and shifty kidnappers who have a taste for money and women. Now, Rika must rely on her two greatest assets – her beauty and her butt-kicking skills – to help her friends take brutal revenge!

Girl Boss Revenge: A car, loaded with delinquent girls, is headed to reform school when it crashes and the girls escape to freedom. On the run from the law, girl boss Komasa and her friends seek refuge right in the middle of Osaka’s hardcore gang territory. Rival gangs battle it out for supremacy in a corrupt world of money-hungry degenerates whose only objectives are to make a quick buck and score a quick score. When Komasa and her pals get involved, it throws the whole underworld into chaos and they soon find themselves at the mercy of some sinister thugs. Abused to no end at the hands of some rough customers, the girls find themselves the currency in a brutal transaction. But girl boss Komasa won’t consider any debts paid in full until she has her revenge!

Brace yourself for the perfect storm of eroticism and violence with this two disc collection featuring DELINQUENT GIRL BOSS AND GIRL BOSS REVENGE.

What I say: Waaaaay before there was Kill Bill, strong women were beating the shit out of each other. In the genre known as Pinky Violence, Japanese cinema merged the Pink film with shocking violence.

From Wikipedia: Most of Toei’s films in the pink film style used eroticism in conjunction with violent and action-filled stories. Several of these films have the theme of strong women exacting violent revenge for past injustices.

And that sums these two films up perfectly.

Delinquent Girl Boss: Blossoming Night Dreams is a truly excellent example of the genre. Plenty of sex, plenty of violence, things go horribly wrong and bloody vengeance is sought. If anything, it falls into the genres formula but this the perfect example of it.

Girl Boss Revenge: Sukuban (known affectionatly known as Slap Happy Bitches around here) unfortunately is not as strong as the first film. All the ingredients are there, but the direction isn’t as strong and the fight scenes are not as well done but there is plenty of girl on girl fighting with a heavy emphasis on slapping. There is a lot more sex too but the film just isn’t as compelling.

The films look kind of soft in this DVD presentation, but I would imagine that had more to do with how they were filmed than the quality of the transfer. In Japanese with English subtitles.

Films: 8/10
DVD: 8/10
Recommended!

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Anime DVD Review: My Bride is a Mermaid Complete Collection

FUNImation
Creator: Tahiko Kimura
Stars: John Swasey, Alexis Tipton and Bryan Massey
(From imdb.com)

What they say: Nagasumi’s in hot water after a beautiful, young mermaid named Sun saves him from drowning. The deep-sea sweetheart’s dad is a merman Yakuza prone to executing anyone who learns his family’s scaly secret! Luckily, there’s a catch – if Nagasumi agrees to marry Sun, he just might avoid sleeping with the fishes!
Of course, the honeymoon ends before it even begins when Nagasumi finds his life flooded with gilled gangsters looking out for their boss’s little girl. The kid’s definitely in over his head, but there’s no denying the mermaid’s allure – Nagasumi’s hooked and Sun’s ready to come ashore!

What I say: My Bride is a Mermaid is a fun little Anime. Every episode is full of laughs and it does a good job of carrying the storyline over the entire series of 26 episodes. The show takes the story of The Little Mermaid and throws several crazy twists on it. Sun dad is underwater yakuza (Yes, you read that right) which naturally complicates things.

The jokes fly fast and furious, the supporting cast only adds to the zaniness. Defintely stands up to repeat viewings as there is so much going on.

Picture quality is great, Japanese and English voice casts are both fantastic. This set does contain all 26 episodes.

Series: 9/10
DVD: 8/10
Recommended!

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DVD Review: The Killer Shrews/The Giant Gila Monster Double Feature

Legend Films

The Killer Shrews:
Director: Ray Kellogg
Writers: Jay Simms (story), Jay Simms (screenplay)
Stars: James Best, Ingrid Goude and Ken Curtis
(From imdb.com)

The Giant Gila Monster
Director: Ray Kellogg
Writers: Ray Kellogg (original story), Jay Simms(screenplay)
Stars: Don Sullivan, Fred Graham and Lisa Simone
(From imdb.com)

What they say: A double feature of B-movie greats by director Ray Kellogg. Both feature outsized animals and the heroes who try desperately to defeat them. The horror! THE GIANT GILA MONSTER: When a Texas town is threatened by a gigantic lizard, a singing and swinging teenager kick starts his friends into gear to stop the crazed beast. An enjoyable romp through 1950s science fiction drive-in cheese, the sleepy lizard wreaking havoc on miniature sets is no less terrifying than the musical numbers. THE KILLER SHREWS: People trapped on an island off Texas are attacked by vicious shrews developed by bungling scientists. If they had substituted dinosaurs for the tiny rodents, this might have been “Jurassic Park.”

What I say: The cool thing about this double feature set is no matter which side of the colorization debate you land on, this has you covered. The 2 films in color are on one disc, with black and white originals on the second disc. I watched some of both. The films look better than they ever have before. The color version looks nice if a little subdued.

Both films are an absolute riot, calling back to the good old days of the drive in. The Giant Gila Monster is a childhood favorite of mine, but The Killer Shrews certainly is fun in its own right. Both are by director Ra y Kellogg, and as such they certainly cover the same ground. But both films have their own thing to have fun with and I recommend both of them as a fun diversion.

Films: 6/10
DVD: 7/10

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Blu-Ray Review: The Ray Harryhausen Double Feature

Legend Films
She:
Directors: Lansing C. Holden, Irving Pichel
Writers: H. Rider Haggard (novel), Ruth Rose (adaptation)
Stars: Helen Gahagan, Randolph Scott and Helen Mack
(From imdb.com)

Things to Come
Director: William Cameron Menzies
Writers: H.G. Wells (novel), H.G. Wells (screenplay)
Stars: Raymond Massey, Edward Chapman and Ralph Richardson
(From imdb.com)

The Most Dangerous Game
Directors: Irving Pichel, Ernest B. Schoedsack
Writers: James Ashmore Creelman (screenplay), Richard Connell (story)
Stars: Joel McCrea, Fay Wray and Leslie Banks
(From imdb.com)

What they say: Includes She (1935)- ‘She’ is an all-powerful woman who has been given the Flame of Eternal life and who dwells in an Arctic snow palace. Based on H. Rider Haggard’s 1887 novel.
Things to Come (1936) on BD-Beginning before World War II and travelling to 2036 AD, this journey predicts a host of modernities before following a rocketship to the moon. Massey is a future leader determined to restore law and order.
Plus The Most Dangerous Game (1932) as a DVD extra.

What I say: Well this set has an unusual title; The Ray Harryhausen Double Feature. Actually it’s a triple feature as The Most Dangerous Game on DVD is included. And the thing is Ray Harryhausen didn’t work on either one of these movies. All he did was supervise the colorization process. That’s not to say these are bad movies, they are classics! I just think it should not have been sold as a Ray Harryhausen collection.

The films all still look rough as cobs. But they look far better than any other copies I have seen before. As for the color versions, they look fine, but the color palette is rather subdued. I personally preferred the black and white versions, but that is just me.

All three films are enjoyable in their own right. Just know what you are getting when you buy this.

Films: 7/10
Blu-Ray: 7/10

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Blu-Ray Review: Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega

Shriek Show/Media Blasters
Director: Joe D’Amato
Writers: Ottavio Fabbri (screenplay), Giacomo Guerrini(story)
Stars: Kieran Canter, Cinzia Monreale and Franca Stoppi
(From imdb.com)

What they say: Kieran Canter stars as Francesco, a wealthy and deranged young man who loses what is left of his sanity after his girlfriend dies. Unable to let her go, Francesco preserves her body, paying obsessive attention to detail so that she will never leave him. As his psychosis accelerates, Francesco begins killing innocent young women and dissecting their corpses. Featuring a soundtrack by Goblin and scenes that purportedly feature actual corpses, Beyond the Darkness is not for those with a weak stomach.

What I say: Joe D’Amato strikes again with this atmospheric and disturbing Italian shocker. Our man Joe is known for letting loose into the world some pretty messed up shit, but this is probably the highlight of the mans career. Francesco goes crazy after his girlfriend dies, but I think he was nuts to start with. He sucks at the breast of his housekeeper like a baby, later in the movie she jerks him off. Francesco also brings girls home and tries to screw them next to his stuffed girlfriend. Let’s just say that goes about as well as Sloth on Match.com, you end up with a dead girl at the end of the day.

Visually, this is a very interesting film. Most of it takes place at a beautiful Italian villa, which adds to the secluded atmosphere. There are a lot of crazy folks in this movie, and I don’t know which one is craziest. The film really is enjoyable in a splattery sort of way. Good effects, and Francescos hi-jinks with the ladies keep things moving.

Picture quality wise, the film looks WAY better than the previous DVD release (Included in this package). But the colors come across as dull, and don’t seem to fully take advantage of the Blu-Ray format.

Film: 8/10
Blu-Ray: 7/10

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