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So I thought I might write a review for this comic since y’know, that’s sort of what we’re supposed to do here, but instead I thought I would just tell you my case (it isn’t good) and then, as if this were some sort of court case, give you evidence supporting it.
Verdict: Ultimatum is shock-gore horse-$#!% intended to make you THINK it’s good because they’re doing “CRAZY” things, when really, it’s just superbly bad writing with people dying to make it look important.
Apparently, Ultimate Spider-Man is dead. Way to go, assholes. The only reason 90% of the readers pick up Ultimate titles is now Jeph Loeb-fodder.
BUNGHOLES?! Damn you, Loeb. Nick fury DOES NOT EQUAL Beavis and Butthead. It’s the Ultimates, you wrote Ultimates 3 so “Edgy”, why can’t he just say assholes, or jerks, or ANYTHING BUT BUNGHOLES!?!?!?!?
He can’t even write his own Evil Villain Dialogue. He has to borrow it from the Bible. Lazy and super F’d out.
Gore for the sake of gore. OMG THEY KILLED TEH DOKTOR STRANJJ!!!1
More gore for the sake of gore. So retarded. So so retarded. No fights, no characterization, it’s like a kid playing with action figures. All that’s needed is just the characters hitting each other and everyone’s having the time of their life. This is so $#!%.
So there you go faithful readers. Make up your own minds. Is this not awful? Also, I love Finch as an artist, and this is some of the worst work I have ever seen him churn out.